Supernatural Jingle Bells

Dashing through the states,
With a car trunk full of guns.
Seeking out their fates,
Full of danger, daring fun.
Gun shells full of salt,
Making demons pay.
Oh, what thrill it is to vroom
in a ‘67 Chevrolet.

Oh, demon smoke, Spirit sounds,
Fighting everyday.
Oh what thrill it is to vroom
In a ‘67 Chevrolet. Hey!
Vampire fangs, shifter skin
Our butts kicked day by day.
Oh, what fun it is to help
In a ‘67 Chevrolet.

Not so long before,
Dean had went to hell.
Sam was lost and sore,
He tried every spell.
After months had seared,
Nothing was ever said.
Then Castiel appeared,
And pulled Dean from the dead!

Oh, Rugaru hunts, Dracula,
Fiery Changelings!
Lilith will not stop,
And there are Angels with big wings. Hey!
Witnesses, Bear doctors,
Alastair’s a pain.
Uriel needs to go and die,
Before I go insane!

Oh, Fallen angels, broken seals,
Demons won’t go away.
Oh, what fun it is to kill
And have weapons everyday. Hey!
Dean nightmares, Sam powers,
All on through the day.
Oh, what thrill it is vroom,
In a ‘67 Chevrolet!